Friday, November 05, 2004


Today George W. Bush has asked me to forget bipartisanship and step out with him instyle. Apparently he is now the voice, the heart, the soul of our country. We must join him in his noble crusade to rescue his people from the bonds of secularism; we must join him in his noble crusade to rid the world of coloreds and queers and LIE-berals and DEMON-crats. I am now as he once was, but he promises this: if I throw my brain away and put there instead a Bible, I too can be a tool of the rightwing theocratic bullshit.

Guess what, Georgieporgie. Panda don’t play that game.

To come sucking up to the left now is absolutely criminally hypocritical. This Mephistopheles has thrown on the seedy threadbare overcoat of a kitten and expects the 48% of America who can see the light to bend down and pet the pussy. Pity I’m allergic to pussy.

Quote: "I will reach out to everyone who shares our goals and I'm eager to start the work ahead."

Translation: "Unless you agree with me, America’s Pope, you’re going to find the next four years to be pretty shitty."

In re: the court justices: "I don't know who they'll be," he said. "[a change] It's inevitable. There'll be some changes. It happens in every administration."

Translation: "Say bye-bye to your civil and personal liberties. Georgieporgie done gone take those away like a Catholic nun ripping off the nuts of the emasculated school boys entrusted to their care."

Quote: "When we come together and work together, there is no limit to the greatness of America."

Translation: "I live in a bubble where things are always pretty and everyone thinks the same."

Quote: "We have one country, one Constitution and one future that binds us. To make this nation stronger and better, I will need your support, and I will work to earn it."

Translation: "If you are pretty and white, you are allowed in the US, and I will bend the Constitution to allow me to further my own personal goals and the goals ofthe right-wing. I will weaken the nation by dividing everyone, and don’t care, because I have executive privilege."


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