Thursday, June 02, 2005

Hennepin Cunty, Part II

I rescind my statements. I do not wish I could work in Hennepin County. First, I couldn’t work there; they would prohibit me. Second, if I moved to the Legend of Downtown Minneassholepolis, I would spend my entire day wandering around the city with the intellect of a goldfish. I would become retarded. I would piss and diarrhea myself. I would eat Twinkies, deep-fat fried, on sticks.

In short, I would become a Minnesotan.

No thanks. Chicago may blow goats, but at least our county dishes out attitoove ent om, yeh, y’knowwhattumsain’?


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